And You Thought Gas Was Expensive...

While in Hawaii I was in a grocery store buying a few things. One item I needed was milk.

I really wish I had taken a picture to prove this. But seriously? I was in shock.

A gallon of milk, regular old milk, not even organic or anything is...

(drum roll please)

$10!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

No joke.

Hawaiians probably give their kids Johnny Walker Red Label instead of milk....it is way flippin cheaper. Just slap a nipple on the bottle for infants or pour in a sippy cup for toddlers and away you go.

(I really don't condone underage drinking....just trying to make a point here on the outrageous cost of milk!)

Party is Over...

Today is my first official day back to work after my vacation. It wasn't as hard as I thought it would be....

Granted although I didn't bring my laptop with me to Hawaii and thus didn't touch a keyboard for 14 days (hell hath frozen over) I did have my iPhone which helped me keep on top of things. So I guess I did work a little while I was away. But this was my office:




Seriously, I took this photo with my iPhone while lying on Waikiki answering emails one day. All I needed was a Maitai. And life? Woulda been perfect!

Off to Hawaii

Today we are off to Hawaii.

Swimsuits? Check.

Beach towel? Check.

Base tan to cover the scary white fat rolls? Check.

Sunscreen? Check.

Lots of good books? Check.

iPhone loaded with new tune-age? Check check!

$4,500 airline tickets? Fricken check.

Lunch and snacks for four? $#%^& check.

If they charge me $2 per soda or weigh me like a piece of baggage, I am gonna go all Kung Fu panda on their asses. Skadoosh!

(Notice I didn't say Prozac? Check.)?

Aloha....back after the 4th!!